Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Annoying Guy
Dear Guidance Guy,
There is this guy at my school and he is so annoying! He always laughs at thingsthat aren't funny, makes stupid jokes, and gets too close to me. I think he likes me.He says he likes another one of my friends, but I don't believe him.
HELP! Annoyed
*****
Dear Annoyed,
This guy may like you, but that doesn't matter because you don't like him. Next time he gets too close, tell him his breath is making you want to lose your lunch all over him. Any number of casual insults like that should do the trick. I'm also a big fan of asking guys like this if their mother dresses them in the morning or are they just colorblind. Of course, he may choose to fire a few insults back at you.
Try ignoring him until he goes away. Of course, you never said you don't like him!
Best of Luck,
The Guidance Guy
There is this guy at my school and he is so annoying! He always laughs at thingsthat aren't funny, makes stupid jokes, and gets too close to me. I think he likes me.He says he likes another one of my friends, but I don't believe him.
HELP! Annoyed
*****
Dear Annoyed,
This guy may like you, but that doesn't matter because you don't like him. Next time he gets too close, tell him his breath is making you want to lose your lunch all over him. Any number of casual insults like that should do the trick. I'm also a big fan of asking guys like this if their mother dresses them in the morning or are they just colorblind. Of course, he may choose to fire a few insults back at you.
Try ignoring him until he goes away. Of course, you never said you don't like him!
Best of Luck,
The Guidance Guy
